Yup..! It’s that time of the year again…! Time 2 apply for the Indian holiday visa..! #SurbitonSofa …Well JRD’s Filling in the Forms…Obvs.!

Yup..! It’s that time of the year again…! Time 2 apply for the Indian holiday visa..! #SurbitonSofa …Well JRD’s Filling in the Forms…Obvs.!

Aperitifs Dans Le Jardin @ #EarlsBartonYokelsVille …..Or Not..? Suns out.! #SurbitonSofa

Aperitifs Dans Le Jardin @ #EarlsBartonYokelsVille …..Or Not..? Suns out.! #SurbitonSofa

Drinking Hot Vending Machine ChocoMilk @ Moi JL Worky Wilst I’m On “We Were On A Break” Break..’ Yup.! That’s How I’m Rolling 2Day.!

Drinking Hot Vending Machine ChocoMilk @ Moi JL Worky Wilst I’m On “We Were On A Break” Break..’ Yup.! That’s How I’m Rolling 2Day.!

Not Exactly Ready 4Moi JL Worky..! #SurbitonSofa

Not Exactly Ready 4Moi JL Worky..! #SurbitonSofa

Cafe Cuisine Night @ #SurbitonSofa .!

Cafe Cuisine Night @ #SurbitonSofa .!

Moi Luncheon Break View @ Moi JL Worky..! That The Kingston Bridge In LondonTownCityShire Baby.! #SurbitonSofa !!

Moi Luncheon Break View @ Moi JL Worky..! That The Kingston Bridge In LondonTownCityShire Baby.! #SurbitonSofa !!

All #Gangster @ #SurbitonSofa .! U Scared Yet..?

All #Gangster @ #SurbitonSofa .! U Scared Yet..?

Another Week @ #SurbitonSofa


Well that’s another week done @ #SurbitonSofa ! Another week done @ JL Worky ! & Another week laughing at bottle blonde haired, Orange faced home county bimbo’s as they purchase their extremely overpriced Xmas decorations that’ll soon adorn their ostentatious Mock Tudor houses. Yup..! It’s only the second week that the JL Xmas dept’s been up and running @ Moi JL Worky and the fixtures, fitting’s & displays have only been moved about a K-Zillion times, which means that I’ve been remerchandising about a K-Gillion times, but hey @ least the days go quicker. Fortunately the weather hasn’t been that bad, well when I say not that bad, I actually mean I haven’t been drenched on the way to work. Because actually.! the weathers getting colder & colder and the nights are closing in and its getting miserable. It’s not even Halloween, well that’s the phrase I’m constantly hearing from the disgusted JL shoppers in the Xmas dept, well once they finally leave after spending almost an hour examining every single item and messing up the displays as they do so, Frickern hypocrites. Yip.! Outside my JL Worky, things have been kinda sedate, which I’m kinda thankful for because if it weren’t, MeFinks I’d go all mentalist & most probably end up on some news bulletin after an “Emotional” rampage situation. Well Hey.! Ho.! Thats another week done @ #SurbitonSofa

SURBITON SOFA ..!!


Well Hullo Tumblr, it’s been a while.! Righty-O.! …..I’ve now been @ #SurbitonSofa (U Can Follow On Twitter) for almost 4Weeks & the Xmas dept @ Moi JL worky is finally upT and running. I know I mentioned the Xmas word far 2 early, but Hey.! that’s exactly why i’m here and not Chillaxing avec JRD back home in Vineyard Land #CamembertSt . Yup.! I’m one of them seasonal workers and I’ll probably continue doing so until I get published, become friendly avec some rich generous type or create an alternative, efficient, resourceful, cheap, abundant and extremely efficiently ecological alternative to petrol. Yip.! The Xmas dept is ready and has already been inundated avec copious amounts of home county, orange faced, botoxed Chlesea Tractor driving Bimbo’s purchasing all kinds of crap on their Husbands Gold cards. The countdown to Moi return home In #CamembertSt has officially started and although I aint gonna wish Moi life away, I’m sincerely-ish looking 4ward to spending Xmas @ Moi parents Upt North of Engerlandy then returning home to Vineyard land soon après. Well..! these four weeks have been filled with setting up the Xmas dept @ JL Worky, chilling @ #SurbitonSofa and having fun avec Moi Roomy’s (They’re  Friends Really) around and about the Kingston area. Righty.! Now that Moi JL worky’s sorted and I’m settled @ #SurbitonSofa I’ll be able to write Moi Blog every Sunday without fatigueness or any other excuse, so keep following and, if U wanna and I’ll Be back…………….

This’s where I’m gonna B until Dec 24th!! Just thought I’d share..! #SurbitonSofa !!

This’s where I’m gonna B until Dec 24th!! Just thought I’d share..! #SurbitonSofa !!